{"product_id":"founding-daddies-retro-portrait-tote-patriotic-humor-distressed-americana","title":"Founding Daddies Retro Portrait Tote | patriotic humor, distressed Americana","description":"A distressed, tongue-in-cheek tote that recasts Revolutionary-era portraits with retro rock-poster swagger—bold slab type, weathered red-white-blue palette, and playful patriotic humor aimed at history-loving crowds. The artwork reads like a mock tour poster, pairing vintage portraiture with cheeky slogans to fit the Founding Daddies \u0026amp; Freedom Legends vibe: irreverent, nostalgic, and rowdy without referencing specific historical names. Lightweight to carry yet visually bold, it works as an everyday errand bag for Fourth of July gatherings, history club meetups, or casual outings where playful Americana is the aesthetic focus.\n\nProduct features\n- 100% cotton canvas\n- Heavy fabric (12 oz\/yd², 406.9 g\/m²)\n- Flat corners (front and back sewn together)\n- Self-fabric carrying handles with reinforced stitching\n- Available in natural and black; sewn-in label; sourced from India\n\nCare instructions\n- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.\n- Spot clean\n- Do not bleach\n- Line dry\n","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Natural \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47956874461338,"sku":"13469021409746105606","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 15\" x 16\"","offer_id":47956874494106,"sku":"28225327421241759997","price":15.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/2883\/3178\/files\/7533529658345908184_2048.jpg?v=1777758296","url":"https:\/\/maverick243.myshopify.com\/products\/founding-daddies-retro-portrait-tote-patriotic-humor-distressed-americana","provider":"Maverick243","version":"1.0","type":"link"}